Here, Watch These
All the Colors of the Night
Vintage horror (mostly giallo) + synthy music (mostly italo disco). 53 minutes.
Here, These Are Shorter
Marion / Marion
The original Psycho + the Gus Van Sant Psycho + “Reflektor” by the Arcade Fire.
Bayou Boogeyman
The Bunyip song from Dot and the Kangaroo + a messed up version of “Bayou Boogie” from Donkey Kong Country 2.
Monday Afternoon Movie
The made-for-TV horror movies you don’t remember, conveniently repackaged in an abbreviated form.
Rock the Box
Scenes of 1980s mall life + Sylvester’s “Rock the Box,” put together for a bar event that never ended up happening but anyway.
Mall Madness
The opening theme to Chopping Mall + time lapse footage of shopping malls. Made for the same project.
Giallo Workout
The theme to Tenebre by Goblin + a bunch of ’80s workout videos. Made for no reason in particular.
Clara Undestroyed
The 1979 Sanrio stop motion version of The Nutcracker + the italo disco song “I Want to Fly Away” by Blue Russell.
Saint Seiya
Also known as Knights of the Zodiac, the series is the gayest TV series about armor and astrology. Video set to “My Little Japanese Boy” by Baby’s Gang.
Princess Peach
A collection of clips from a 1986 Super Mario Bros. anime that I edited for a blog project, collected here just because if you made it this far, you might be interested in watching.
Supercut: The Bollywood Nightmare on Elm Street
It’s Freddy Krueger only with more singing and dancing. But still lots of death.
Supercut: Twin Beaks
A children’s show really did have a character wash up on the shore, dead and wrapped in plastic.
Here, Watch Some More
A children’s show really did have a character wash up on the shore, dead and wrapped in plastic.
